It’s OK! We have SCIENCE!

Physicists prove that vampires could not exist.

I don’t know about you, but I’m relieved.

In regards to the Etsy store:

If anyone is interested in the link, email me at lowrentvalkyrie@hotmail.com and I’ll forward it to you.

The Etsy store is under my “real” identity, which I want to keep as separate from my “eris esoteric” identity as possible, since, well, I’m likely to post stuff under my “eris esoteric” identity that I don’t necessarily want people who know me in real life to read. ‘Cause I’m like that.